1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in
diapers.
2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the
door.
3. If they put a man on the moon - they should be able to
put them all up there.
4. Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little to be
out alone.
5. Go for younger men. You might as well - they never
mature anyway.
6. Men are all the same - they just have different faces,
so that you can tell them apart.
7. Definition of a bachelor: a man who has missed the
opportunity to make some woman miserable.
8. Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the
do-it-yourself types.
9. Best way to get a man to do something - suggest they are
too old for it.
10. Love is blind - but marriage is a real eye-opener.
11. If you want a committed man - look in a mental
hospital.
12. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for
40 years. Even in biblical times, men wouldn't ask for
directions.
13. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in,
tell him checkbooks.
14. Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell
him jokes, it means that you laugh at his.
15. Sadly, all men are created equal
